this is exactly tumblr when someone makes up some historical bullshit
When you’re going to the movies and you have to sneak all of your snacks in your asshole and your friend asks for a bottle of water:
this literally the worst post ive ever seen in my life. fuck you for posting tjis
op im going to tear you to shreds
this is gonna come to life and strangle this man to death in the middle of the night
i am being one hundred percent honest when i say words cannot fucking express how viscerally horrifying this is. even if this is a joke the fact that he made this thing is terrifying. this is an image that would be used for an scp. im mortally afraid that this man exists on the same planet as the rest of us
if you open its head it has teeth and eyes. and has a hole for a fleshlight
my dad guillermo laying it out
His table is piled high with food he will never touch but he will kill you for taking the smallest morsel, even if you are starving
shit how did I completely miss the point of this part
Also, his eyes aren’t in his head. They’re in his hands. He only sees what he reaches for, what he desires, what he wants.
what level of woke
amazing
is this true
of course it’s true it literally says it right there??
don’t question the facts
